when a gaga song comes on..
Why do we like sport? SEXXX
So far the only real news/coverage from the London Olympics that has filtered into my world has revolved around the physical appearances of the athletes. I usually don’t give a shit about televised sport (or sport in general, really) so I suppose this isn’t such a bad thing. In the case of the whole “Leisel Jones is a whale” thing, this new trend is a little sad. It...
Anonymous asked: yore riting maks me larf
I'm not saying that i'm the Spawn of Satan, but...
I believe that when we’re born, we have have the potential to become the next Mother Theresa or the next Adolf Hitler (I use these figures as examples. In case you’re unaware, the former was a rather kind lady and the latter, not so much). What i’m trying to say is that, at birth (or perhaps before), we’re pumped full of Good and Evil together. Two different injections,...
Anonymous asked: what would you classify your orientation as? queer, gay, bi? would you fuck but not date one gender over another? or are you more flexible and free, it depends on the person you fall for? just curious :) x
Anonymous asked: trust your instincts, boo.
Tonight at work I had my iPod on shuffle & “Valerie” played followed by “I Wake Up Alone” and I remembered that today is the 1 year anniversary since Amy Winehouse’s death. I remember waking up, alone, and seeing a tweet on my phone as I lay in bed before work. It read “RIP Amy” or something similar and I just kinda lay there for a long time feeling...
Glen: Well, you know what it’s like when you first sleep with someone you don’t know? Russell: Yes. Glen: It’s… you, like, become this blank canvas and it gives you an opportunity to project onto that canvas who you want to be. That’s what’s interesting because everybody does that. Russell: So do you think that I did it? Glen: ‘Cause you did. Well,...
"JUST TRUST ME DAD, I'M GONNA MAKE IT"
There’s nothing like schlepping down to your hometown and visiting your parents to make you completely question your validity and existence. Last week I was rejoicing at the fact that I felt like I was “on the right track”, like all the puzzle-pieces of my life were fitting together, or at least beginning to do so. I felt content and excited and happy in own being. And then I decided to take the...
Is it just me or are trams somehow naturally conducive to sexual frustration and instant infatuation with complete strangers? Sometimes it begins with waiting at the tram stop, with me standing a few metres away from my sudden object of affection. I have my headphones on and I glance nonchalantly at them, pretending as if my eyes just happened to accidentally sweep past their form. Of course,...
WHEN I SEE SOMEONE READING 50 SHADES OF GREY ON...
THE DARK KNIGHT RISES TONIGHT