One Direction are fucking terrible, and I hate my fucking shitty job.– Nick Taras, one of my two favourite street press writers in Australia. (via jakec)
Well looks like I'm going out again tonight
Ima a bad kid & I will survive oh ima bad kid don’t know wrong from right
Anonymous asked: have you heard of the new book coming out called "Fucking James Franco" yet? google the silkscreen posters
To Chris from The Peel:
We made out to Born This Way. It was amazing. I was wearing a denim vest.
katherine st asaph: the robyn stress index →
katherinestasaph: How many of the following aspects of your life could you say are killing you? One point per check. Drinking? [_] Smoking? [_] Diet? [_] Heels? [_] Shopping? [_] Ego? [_] Sleeplessness? [_] Record label (and/or employer)? [_] Phone? [_] Email? [_] Work hours? [_] Tour (and/or work travel)? [_] Flight? [_] 11 for me
Anonymous asked: are you a pole greaser?
This is what I do on 1st dates (part 2):
-Ask which Sex & The City girl they are. -Say “nice pants”. -List all the hairstyles/colours I’ve had. -Go on about how I was a fat child. -Not pay for a goddamn thing.
Anonymous asked: favourite place to hang?
Anonymous asked: Man crush?
Anonymous asked: Drag name?
Anonymous asked: I want me some of that ;)
This is what I do on 1st dates:
-Break dress code at a bar (“please sir can you put on a top?”) -Lead my date to believe that I’m a drag queen (“why do you have so many wigs?”) -Confess that you’ve spent a night in jail -Eat all the olives in your date’s martini whilst they’re in the bathroom
Anonymous asked: has anyone ever called you exciting?
I'm writing an article about my obsession for...
I am many things. I’m a brother, a son, a pop music fan, a spasmodic writer, a Scorpio… but at my very core, above all else, I am most loudly and proudly a Costume Party Enthusiast. There are two types of people in this world: those who put in effort at fancy-dress parties and those who don’t. Then there’s me.
I HAVE JUST DISCOVERED PERFECTION IN TUMBLR-FORM. →
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